I'm switching up how I'm migrating Google accounts. I had been going for minimal disruption, but I changed my mind. I think instead I'm going for full, scorched-earth switch everything. That will mean redoing my entire G+ account. If you see two of me for a while, that's just what is happening. I'll change the name on this one to "Dave Slusher Deprecated" when the new one is online, and then recircle everyone from the new one. If I have to rebuy an Android app or three, so be it.
After 8 years of having the old Google account, suddenly I want out of it like I'd want out of a car fire. Thanks Douglas Slusher, for making my digital home unlivable.